Personally, as a woman don’t want anyone even loading the dishwasher. I have a routine! And I agree about cleaning as you go. It’s too overwhelming otherwise and if someone is in the kitchen trying to help they’re only in the way. I’d bet lots of people try to “help” to get out of helping!
I’m grateful for my family and friends that love and support me. And the roof over my head and the food in my stomach. I’m very fortunate to have been born in the states and been afforded the freedoms so many of us take for granted.
I am a hopeless #9. Sometimes I fill the#1 slot but then think I really think I should leave him some mess that will make him feel useful (even if he’s not)
You are such a hateful man. Your list of things to be thankful for are terrible, especially #1. Ok, I know it's all satire. Just joking. ....... It is satire, right?
Off topic but your interview with Elon led me to sign up for emails and then to this page. Please tell me you plan on making an animated skit with Elon Musk doing a voiceover of himself involving Sen Warren, Pedo Guy, Zuckerberg, Bezos, a “Farting Unicorn”, and/or The Terminator.
Thanks for the daily laughs!
P.S. You should make a CRTina and Patriot Tammy doll that say things like they did in the animation y’all made. I would soooo buy them for the far right and far left friends I have!!!! 🤣
I’m so grateful for LOL moments like this post and the Bee!
Grateful for you, too!
I’d be grateful for some bee 🐝 swag!
Email me your address: seth@babylonbee.com
Seth, you want to hit Vatican?
I'm Catholic.
Catholic teaching is: a papal claimant who ain't Catholic, ain't Pope. Even if he gets all the votes.
Crazy?
Ok..OK... but it's true.
Francis is a fraud.
I give you info, guidance for NADA.
Your satire helps take New World Order out of Vatican.
JohnRaymondCPA@protonmail.com 512 284 6535 cell.
Novusordowatch.org fir more.
I am dead serious. On this post. But other times, it's Mano a Mano for funniest
Thank you. Same to you. 🤘🏻
I’m grateful for family, faith and a few friends.
I like No. 1.
Personally, as a woman don’t want anyone even loading the dishwasher. I have a routine! And I agree about cleaning as you go. It’s too overwhelming otherwise and if someone is in the kitchen trying to help they’re only in the way. I’d bet lots of people try to “help” to get out of helping!
I’m grateful for my family and friends that love and support me. And the roof over my head and the food in my stomach. I’m very fortunate to have been born in the states and been afforded the freedoms so many of us take for granted.
Your adorable! My husband and 3 teens luv you! God bless all your amazing work! Thanks for making us laugh during the chaos;)
Thanks for laughing instead of throwing tomatoes :)
I am a hopeless #9. Sometimes I fill the#1 slot but then think I really think I should leave him some mess that will make him feel useful (even if he’s not)
Hearty approval
Seth out here saying what needs saying!
Get Elon to take away my Twitter death penalty.
I want to post on his feed, And get Death penalty directly from Elon.
Signed from him, for garage 🧱
Naughty, Naughty. Did we spend time facing different corners , Kindergarten thru 5th grade . Yeah, it was you
You are such a hateful man. Your list of things to be thankful for are terrible, especially #1. Ok, I know it's all satire. Just joking. ....... It is satire, right?
Off topic but your interview with Elon led me to sign up for emails and then to this page. Please tell me you plan on making an animated skit with Elon Musk doing a voiceover of himself involving Sen Warren, Pedo Guy, Zuckerberg, Bezos, a “Farting Unicorn”, and/or The Terminator.
Thanks for the daily laughs!
P.S. You should make a CRTina and Patriot Tammy doll that say things like they did in the animation y’all made. I would soooo buy them for the far right and far left friends I have!!!! 🤣
Where’s the satire in this post? LOL!
You seem to be getting more obnoxious with time, Seth!
Thank you!